Showing posts with label Thordis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thordis. Show all posts

Saturday, August 2, 2025

Jaws AP: Black Heart of the Petrified God (part 2 of 2)

Continued from here, I present the concluding second part of Black Heart of the Petrified God, an episodic solo used to show off the wonderfulness of Jaws of the Six Serpents. In this one, Thordis gets into a dire scrap or two. Pulpy, unbridled action awaits!

page 7, panels 25-27

Thordis moved like a flame whipped by wind, circling fast along the pool’s edge, every step deadly close to the acid’s simmering hiss. The metal giant tracked her with clunking precision, turning its bulk with effort. She danced out of reach, then planted her boots and grinned savagely across the steaming divide.

“What’s wrong?” she barked, raising her blade. “Can’t swim?”

The golem marched forward, uncaring, stepping straight into the pool. Acid surged around its legs with a furious hiss, steam and bubbling froth rising as the liquid found seams in its armor. The gears shrieked and the plating smoked, but it pressed forward through the pain, each motion slower, more tortured than the last.

It reached the far bank and swung. The mace came low and fast, catching Thordis on the retreat—she hit the ground hard, wind blasted from her lungs. Her side flared with pain as the guardian thudded up onto dry stone again, joints whining in agony. She scrambled to her feet, one knee buckling, and in that moment… she heard it. The tick.

In Evelok, long ago, she'd seen one of these things—an automaton built by alchemists for a mad king. A warrior found the clockwork heart… and stopped it.

page 8, panels 28-31

The golem staggered forward, a cacophony of hissing vents, grinding gears, and leaking oil. It raised its mace again—too slow. Thordis shot beneath its bulk in a blur, boots sliding across stone as she sprang up its back like a panther finding its prey. High above the pools, in a place acid had not reached, she clung to its plating like a burr.

The giant thrashed, arms reaching back, but its range was limited. It turned and rammed its back against a support column with crushing force—stone cracked, dust flew. Thordis grit her teeth through the jolt and held fast, her eyes scanning. The ticking was louder now. There—at the base of the neck, a thin panel.

She tore it open with a savage grunt, exposing snarled copper guts. Viscous black fluid sprayed her as she thrust her blade deep, severing tubing and grinding through steel. Her fingers ripped upward, wires trailing, until the great ticking motor was revealed. The colossus reared back for one last blow—too late. Thordis leapt clear, and the thing smashed into a pillar and crumpled beneath the falling masonry.

But the tremor spread. Cracks webbed across the ceiling, stone dust fell in sheets, and the sanctum groaned like a dying beast. Thordis rolled to her feet, bloodied and breathless, as the roof threatened to collapse and bury god, guardian, and barbarian all in one final tomb.

page 9, panels 32-34

Dust rained from above and the sanctum howled in agony. Thordis turned toward the only unmoved figures—the six priests, still kneeling in their dead devotion around Ar-Saren’s crystal coffin. With no better plan and no hesitation, she sprang toward the dais, landing hard between the unmoving worshippers, boots cracking ancient stone.

She slammed her shoulder against the sarcophagus—but it did not budge. Her eyes caught a strange glint: a black amulet on a golden chain, pulsing with menace against the sorcerer-king’s chest. As she reached for it, winded and bloodied, the impossible happened—Ar-Saren’s eyes opened. Cold. Black. A curse made flesh. 

The sanctum buckled. Petrified ribs broke loose from the ceiling and crashed down like thunder. The priests—no longer statues—hissed as one, rising to strike. Thordis gasped, instinct cutting through her terror, and threw herself down the dais as claws raked the air behind her. The Heart was lost. One of her blades ruined. The tomb collapsing. With only her boots, her breath, and one blade left, she fled for the god’s throat—stone crashing all around her.

page 10, panels 35-37

She charged up the throat, but the god had not finished with her. A titanic shard of petrified bone crashed through the roof and drove her against the slick wall—acid hissed at her side, burning through fur and flesh. She snarled, teeth bared, and twisted violently, shredding her cloak as she wriggled free and surged forward in a burst of instinct and pain.

The entry chamber yawned ahead, already collapsing. The arch gave way behind her in a groaning roar of crumbling stone, but she hurled herself through the breach just before it sealed shut. A single heartbeat slower and she'd have been buried with the priests. Outside, the air hit her like a slap—the mist, the wind, the swinging vines. She didn’t pause.

She leapt for the vines as the floating corpse trembled beneath her. Acid pools ruptured, stone cracked, and jungle cries rose in the distance. As she swung down, the vine snapped her into the cliffside—another wound for the gods to count—but she held fast. Then her eyes widened. A hand—withered, jeweled, impossibly strong—latched onto her wrist from above. Ar-Saren had followed. Dead eyes gleamed as he leaned over the edge and began to pull.

page 11, panels 38-41

Her muscles screamed. Her vision blurred. The burning ache of torn flesh and crushed ribs dulled for a heartbeat as her mind plunged into memory—not escape, but warning. As Ar-Saren’s death-grip latched onto her wrist, Thordis remembered another corpse that would not rest.

Tal-Orh, the city of bells and blind prophets, where theocratic pigs ruled from towers of obsidian and smoke. She and Tijeni Toh, the silver-tongued rogue with a crooked grin and nothing to lose, had slipped into the manse of one such priest-lord, hoping to plunder a hoard fat with relics and gold. They found the vault, all right—laced in runes, bathed in silence. But the master of the house was not asleep.

He rose from his stone bed like mist rising over a barrow. Tijeni froze. Couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t move. Thordis saw it—how the thing fed on fear like meat. Her gut screamed at her to run, but her instincts pulled her forward. She struck, dragged her friend clear by the collar, left her sword in the creature’s side. They escaped. But they never spoke again of what they’d seen… nor what Tijeni had whispered as the fangs pierced his skin.

Now, in the shadow of the sky-god’s broken skull, those same dead eyes stared down at her. Ar-Saren had followed her from a tomb not unlike that one. But this time, she didn’t freeze. The fear was there, but it had nowhere to go—so it became fire. And that fire became rage.

page 12, panels 42-45

His grip crushed her wrist like an iron trap, and the blood fled her hand in seconds. Dangling over the abyss, Thordis snarled and twisted—not away, but toward—swinging her body up in a savage arc. Her fingers found the chain around Ar-Saren’s neck, slick and pulsing like a living thing. She latched on with both legs and clung like a predator climbing for the kill.

The dead sorcerer hauled her closer, the other hand rising for her throat with the patience of nightmares. But Thordis writhed like a serpent, her instincts firing in wild defiance. She slipped past the second grip, chest to chest with the abomination, her trapped arm burning with numbness—but her other hand free and deadly.

With her offhand, she drew her last blade and howled. The strike came from her very soul—rage, fear, fury, and survival all twisted into steel. The scimitar bit deep, cleaving through rotted sinew, bone, and the black-throbbing heart that still hung from the chain in her right hand. The head flew free. Ar-Saren teetered backward—headless, lifeless, but somehow still standing.

Thordis fell. The chain flailed in the air. Somehow, she kept hold of both the amulet and her blade. Wind screamed in her ears as she plummeted backward into the green fog below. Above her, the corpse-king’s body swayed as stone and bone cracked and began to collapse. She vanished into the jungle mists like a crimson comet—bloody with burning embers of rage.

page 13, panels 46-49

The jungle floor rose like a fist. Branches snapped, vines tore, and stone hammered into her spine as Thordis crashed through the canopy in a storm of blood and splinters. When she struck ground, the breath left her body in a violent gust. She rolled to a stop in a twisted heap, ribs shrieking in protest—alive, but only barely.

From a stony ridge overlooking the jungle canopy, Zoryn and Videric surveyed the devastation. Where once a petrified god hovered above the trees, now only ruin remained—scattered bones and pulverized temple buried beneath fresh foliage and choking dust. “She’s gone,” Zoryn spat, eyes wild with rage. “No body. No blade. No heart.” Videric’s jaw clenched in silence. Ana, still bound, kept her gaze low—but her eyes searched the treeline for the impossible.

Then it happened. Leaves rustled. A shadow limped from the brush. Thordis—battered, bloodied, barely standing—emerged with the pulsing black heart clutched in one hand and a blade dragging in the other. Zoryn shrieked and yanked Ana close like a shield. Videric’s hand drifted to his sword. “Learning not to trust sorcerers now, eh?” Thordis growled through cracked lips.

Zoryn hissed, “Give me the heart or she dies!”  

Thordis raised it slowly, letting the thing pulse in the firelight. “Kill her,” she said, voice low and sharp, “and your life ends before you draw your next breath.”  

She dangled it with a bloody grin. “Let her go…”  

But then, in the distance—the hoots. The trees behind them stirred. The ape-men were returning, and their rage had reawakened.

page 14, panels 50-52

The standoff stretched thin as gut-string. Thordis, half-dead but unyielding. Ana, breathing quick and quiet. Zoryn, sweat slick on his pale brow. And Videric—gripping his blade, jaw set, unreadable. “Tell me, southlander,” Thordis rasped, “you ready for the biggest gut-stab of your life? ’Cause that pale leech is eyeing your back like it’s a feast.” Her words landed like arrows—but didn’t stick.

“Nice try,” Videric sneered. “Still two against one.”  

But the hoots were closer now. The jungle pulsed with movement. Something big was coming.

“Here,” Thordis said, raising her hand. “Catch.”  

She flung the amulet high into the air—an arc of glinting black fire—straight toward the sound of the approaching ape-men. Both men's heads snapped toward it. Zoryn shrieked, lunging wildly, arms outstretched toward the trinket and the peril behind it. In that single heartbeat, Thordis moved like lightning.

She seized Ana’s wrist and tore off into the jungle in the opposite direction, boots hammering earth. Behind them, Zoryn vanished into the brush with a scream, lost to shadow and madness. Videric stood frozen, sword half-drawn, caught between gold, girl, and grave.

Epilogue

The road was rough, the sun low and mean. Thordis and Ana trudged through the red dust toward the outskirts of a shanty town pressed against the jungle’s edge—no name, just a scattering of lean-tos and planked hovels crawling with refugees, smugglers, and the lost. Both women looked half-dead: clothes torn, faces streaked with dirt and blood, shadows under their eyes deep as wells. Thordis limped with every step, one hand never far from her remaining blade.

Ana glanced up, voice soft but certain. “You saved my life. I owe you everything.”

Thordis snorted. “We’ve got to break this habit.”

Ana smiled faintly. “I’ll be fine.”

Thordis didn’t answer right away. Her eyes swept the settlement—watchful, instinctive. She smelled desperation in the air, like old meat and wet coin. And somewhere out there, behind them in the trees or already inside the walls, Videric might be watching too. She shifted the weight of her scimitar on her hip, grimacing.

“No,” she said. “You’re not fine. You’re staying close. Right where I can see you.”

They walked on—two figures cut from different cloth, but bound now by blood, fire, and the black heart of a god.

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Jaws AP: Black Heart of the Petrified God (part 1 of 2)

 Actual Play – Jaws of the Six Serpents

Black Heart of the Petrified God, Part 1

In this post, I present an actual solo play report using Jaws of the Six Serpents. This comes on the heels of my full Jaws review. If you missed it, you can find that review here.

Even though this was a short, self-contained one-shot adventure, the report itself turned out longer than expected. So I’ll be posting it in two parts.

A Few Notes Before We Begin

While I use a handful of solo RPG tools, I won’t be spotlighting them too much here. The main reason for this post is to shine a bit more light on this indie gem. I’ve posted a few PDQ-related actual plays before, but rarely do they dig into the mechanics the way I’d like.

For this adventure, I’m using The Random Location Crafter from the Mythic toolkit, specifically the version featured in Mythic Magazine issues #2 and #3. I won’t go into the mechanical weeds on that tool, other than to say this was a dungeon crawl with zero prep—everything was rolled randomly using the theme and descriptive tables. It worked beautifully. I’ve had great experiences with Location Crafter-style games, and in this session, it served as my sole oracle and adventure driver. I may occasionally roll yes/no questions with a basic d6, but that’s the extent of my GM emulation tools.

As for style, I adopted a structure I once saw on The Big Purple (RPG.net), though I doubt I could find the original post now. Credit to the excellent mind behind it. The format is simple:

  • One paragraph of setting fluff

  • Three paragraphs of action (inspired by pulp fiction or high-octane comic strips)

  • Then stop.
    Bonus points if you end on a cliffhanger. The idea is to emulate a 3–4-panel comic strip per "page." That’s the reason for the structure and tone.

Off to the side in my own notes are mechanical summaries for each "page" of panels.



Meet Our Heroine: Red Thordis

Stat Block (Jaws of the Six Serpents)

Strengths

  • Good [+2] Faculty: A Cold Heart and a Burning Temper

  • Good [+2] Peoples: Bloody Reaver

  • Good [+2] Driver: Take What Can Be Taken

  • Good [+2] Peak-Level Athleticism

  • Good [+2] A Sell-Sword Once Upon a Time

  • Good [+2] A Thousand Leagues in These Boots

  • Good [+2] Swordplay

  • Good [+2] Primitive Instincts, Feral and Quick

Weaknesses

  • Poor [-2] Uncivilized

Learning Points: 0
Fortune Points: 1
Props: Average [0] Pair of Curved Scimitars
Average [0] Skins and Furs
Expert [+4] Torches (supply prop)


Background: Red Thordis

Born beneath the howling winds of the frozen north, Red Thordis was the daughter of a fearsome chieftain and heir to a legacy of war. From childhood, she was forged in blood and battle—her swordplay swift, her instincts feral. But when she slew the man chosen to be her husband in the heat of a raid, rejecting the ancient customs of her clan, she was cast out as a pariah. Alone but unbowed, she turned her exile into legend.

Thordis now roams a savage world of ruins, jungles, and empires, her name whispered in awe and fear. Where others seek shelter, she walks into the storm—trusting only her blades and her brutal code. Every step of her journey is driven by a defiant hunger to prove she needs no master, no tribe, no destiny. Her battle cries echo from the mountains of her youth to the cursed temples of forgotten gods.

Tall and sinewed like a huntress carved from ice and fire, Thordis bears the scars of a hundred battles and tattoos that sing of her Aesir bloodline. Her crimson hair and piercing blue eyes strike fear and fascination in equal measure. With her twin scimitars at her side and a soul like sharpened steel, she is a force of nature—a blazing fury against a world of monsters, tyrants, and fate itself.


Black Heart of the Petrified God

Preface: The Heart of Ar-Saren

“Tell your pale sorcerer if the girl dies, I’ll split his skull like a melon and piss in the halves.”

So spoke Red Thordis—scarred, towering, and fire-haired—clad in furs that stank of blood and jungle sweat. Her eyes, twin shards of glacial blue, cut through cowards and false gods alike. She was a she-wolf of the north, outcast and reaver, whose blades sang only for coin… or vengeance.

They came to her on the edge of the world—Zoryn the Pale, whose eyes gleamed like twin moons over a grave, and Videric, the once-brother-in-arms turned jackal. Together, they brought chains of flesh and duty: a girl named Ana, bound and wide-eyed, whom Thordis had once saved from slavers in the high passes. A debt paid in blood now held her heart hostage.

Zoryn’s voice slithered like rotwater through stone. He spoke of a relic lost to the gods—a pulsing crystal called the Heart of Ar-Saren, said to throb still in the ribcage of a petrified sky-titan above the jungle of Zal. A corpse-temple suspended in air, hidden for eons in the mists above the canopy, shunned by tribes who whisper of cursed dreams and sleepers who stir in stillness. Ar-Saren, they say, was no mere king, but a sorcerer who bent time and death itself to his will.

The bargain was struck before the breath of refusal could leave her throat. In exchange for Ana’s life, Thordis must climb into the dead god’s body—alone—and steal its black and beating heart. No map. No promise. Just her blades, her will, and the curse-laced winds that howl around the floating tomb. For Red Thordis, exile of the north and slayer of ten thousand dead, it is not the danger that stirs fear—but the question: what if the god is not dead at all?


Page 1: Panels 1–4


Above the steaming canopy of the Zal jungle floats a nightmare fossil: a god’s corpse, locked in mid-air by forgotten sorcery, swaddled in mist and strangled with parasitic vines. The temple, built into its stone-fleshed spine, stretches across its massive form—now more ruin than monument. Wind howls across the open surface, where jungle creepers dangle like ropes from heaven. Moss, orchids, and damp lichen coat its bones, but atop its cranium sits a yawning skull-gate—the mouth of the dead god—and a clan of beasts that guards it.

Red Thordis grunted as she hauled herself upward, muscles flexing with effortless strength. The vines strained and groaned but held as she climbed toward the island of bone and overgrown ruin. Sweat streamed down her temples as her boots found purchase on a slab of ancient ribs slick with moss; a moment later, she vaulted over the edge and crouched low among the ferns and rubble.

A monstrous ape sat atop the skull, its body massive, posture too upright, its black eyes glinting with cruel knowing. It saw her at once. With a deafening roar, it bellowed an alarm, and from the underbrush came hoots, snarls, and a barrage of stones hurled with deadly force. Thordis snarled a curse and rolled into a cluster of broken masonry, the hail of rock splintering just overhead.

She crouched in shadow, catching her breath, and understood at once—this was no temple, it was a den. The beasts had claimed the floating corpse as their holy ground. She pulled flint and steel from her pack, and with two quick strikes, brought a torch to life just as the sound of heavy footfalls pounded closer. But before she could rise, a new shape blotted out the gray light above—massive, hulking, and silent.

Page 2: Panels 5–7


Thordis spun on the balls of her feet, torch flaring in one hand, her scimitar hissing from its sheath in the other. She bared her teeth and shrieked like a beast possessed, the fire casting wild shadows across her face and the surrounding stones in the misty gloom. The towering ape-man reared back, uncertain now, and the flame's hiss made even its muscled chest flinch.

The brute stalked toward her, but each step met a counterstep—Thordis circling, snarling, the blade tip dancing. She matched its menace with a feral confidence that unnerved even this inhuman beast. The torch spat sparks as she feinted forward with a scream, and the male flinched, gave a great, grudging howl—and backed away into the vines.

The spell broke. The rest of the apemen scattered with hoots and cries, leaping into the jungle mist below. Thordis remained alone, breathing hard, watching their shadows vanish. But their cries still echoed far below—mocking, waiting—and before her yawned the god’s skull, dark and open like a mouth waiting to swallow her whole.


Page 3: Panels 8–11


The god's skull opened into a domed chamber of dust and echoes, where the breath of time clung like mold. Cracks in the petrified bone let in shafts of gray light, revealing broken pottery strewn across the floor—once offerings to Ar-Saren the sorcerer-king entombed within the cadaverous titan, now forgotten shards of some ancient devotion. Crumbling stairs climbed the curved walls to alcoves heavy with dust and urns, where brittle silence reigned. The air here was thick and dry, unnaturally so, and the sweat of the jungle evaporated from Thordis’s skin like a fever lifting.

She advanced slowly, the torch crackling in her fist, its light dancing over cracked stone and tarnished relics. A figure knelt in the gloom ahead—robed, motionless, bowed before an urn. For a moment, Thordis believed it a mummy left in reverence, some priest entombed mid-prayer. But then the figure moved.

It turned, revealing leathery skin stretched tight across a sunken face, its lips split with age and madness. A rasping voice oozed from the thing as it rose on all fours and lunged—chanting in a dead tongue that clawed at the mind. Thordis hissed a curse and stepped back fast, blade raised, torch flaring between them.

The creature did not halt. It skittered toward her, gaunt and relentless, its voice climbing in tone until the phrase became a shriek—one repeated over and over like a demand from a forgotten god. Thordis braced herself as the undead priest’s face loomed into hers, inches from the flame, whispering words she could not understand… but which chilled her to the bone.



Page 4: Panels 12–15

The priest’s rasping voice climbed into an unearthly crescendo, demanding something—an offering, a prayer, perhaps a sacred name Thordis would never speak. She gave none. With a snarl, she raised her blade and struck hard, the torch’s flare casting the thing’s face in molten orange just before her edge cracked against brittle flesh.

The blow should have split a mortal skull. It staggered instead, still chanting. Thordis howled and drove into it with a fury, hacking again and again, sword flashing, limbs flying, until the creature collapsed in a dry storm of bone-dust and shredded robes. Her breath tore ragged from her throat—her arms ached, and pain throbbed in her side where the thing’s claws had grazed her.

She spat and kicked the fragments into a corner before turning back to the urns. She pried a few open with the edge of her scimitar, revealing only the blackened crumbs of what might once have been food. Then her gaze froze—etched into the wall were crude carvings: small, hunched figures bowing before towering warriors in strange armor. The scene dragged at something buried deep—memories of her own people in the north, when dark-sailed invaders came with fire and oaths of dominion. They hadn’t bowed. The clans had answered steel with steel, howling into the blizzard, and sent the southern dogs fleeing back to their ships.

“Looks like these poor bastards bent the knee,” she muttered, spitting. “Should’ve learned to bite before they learned to bow.”

The floor dipped, descending into the petrified throat of the god. The torch guttered as foul air drifted up from below—wet, cloying, and wrong. Thordis paused, nostrils flared, as the reek of rot and something older than corpses curled up to meet her.


Page 5: Panels 16–19

The stair descended deep into the petrified god’s throat, a tunnel both architectural and anatomical—rounded, ribbed, and damp with unnatural slickness. The air grew heavier with each step, filled with a stinging, acidic stench that clung to the nostrils and gnawed at the senses. Echoes danced with eerie precision, each footfall rebounding down the stone gullet like war drums in a cavern of giants. It was not just a place of death—it was a place that remembered.

Torch in hand, Thordis moved warily, nostrils twitching at the sour reek that curled up from the depths. She heard it now: chanting, low and rhythmic, a cadence spoken by many mouths in perfect unison far below. Her eyes narrowed. Whatever lived in the god’s belly was not praying to anything sane.

She tried to slow her pace, placing her feet toe-to-heel, stalking like a panther across ancient flagstones. But the grit betrayed her—each step rasped like steel across bone, and the tunnel seemed to drink in and echo every sound louder than the last. She froze, heart hammering, half-expecting the chant to pause or shift—but it continued undisturbed, steady as a heartbeat.

The air grew wet. Something viscous dripped from the ceiling and ran in greasy rivulets along the curved walls, burning slightly where it touched bare skin. The acidic stench thickened into something unmistakable. Thordis looked ahead and clenched her teeth. Was she walking into the beast’s stomach?



Page 6: Panels 20–24

The steps ended at a great landing where the air thickened to syrup and the walls fell away. Thordis stood in the belly of the god—its sanctum—a vast, vaulted space shaped like a ribcage of black stone and ivory bone. Light pierced down through unseen vents high above, casting skeletal beams upon the floor, which was marked by shallow pools of hissing green acid arranged in haunting geometric patterns. The heat pressed down like a furnace, and every breath stung her lungs.

At the center of the chamber rose a crystal sarcophagus, tall and gleaming, cradling a perfectly preserved corpse clad in gold-stitched robes: Ar-Saren himself, hands crossed in ceremonial repose. Six mummified priests stood around it, murmuring their eternal chant in perfect rhythm, blind to Thordis's presence. But something else had noticed. 

A titanic figure detached itself from the shadows near the far wall. Clad in overlapping armor plates like the scales of a giant insect, it bore a mace the size of a tree trunk and a faceplate of solid bronze, expressionless and ancient. It moved with thunderous steps, each one shaking the sanctum floor. Beneath its cuirass, clockwork gears hissed and clicked with mechanical fury.

Thordis dropped her torch, letting it roll and gutter near a pool, and drew her second scimitar with a hiss of steel. “Come on, then,” she growled, backing into the narrow path between two acid pools, boots crunching on salt-slick stone. “Let’s get this over with!” The giant closed in with relentless pace, mace raised.

She lunged, blades flashing in a storm of motion, one swing after the other. But the curved edges clanged off its plated chest with the sound of steel striking an anvil. Pain surged up her arms. The guardian swung—and Thordis, too quick to think, brought her blade up to block. A terrible crash echoed as the mace connected, sending her scimitar flying, end over end, into the nearest pool of acid where it sizzled and vanished. Thordis staggered back, breath heaving, one blade left, a wall at her back. The automaton loomed above her, gears grinding, mace raised for the killing blow.



[Continued in Part 2 →]